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[Jan. 6th, 2005|06:57 pm] |
Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd numbers) |
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| Some more still arts |
[Dec. 23rd, 2004|08:09 pm] |
Has been ages since I last posted in LJ , looks like Manoj is also tired these days or busy with his newly found friend ;) Really didnt have aclue what to post but wanted to post something. So here are some of my still arts pretty old though, its really hard to drwa them in hand and them draw them again in a digital foramat for posting to web, but good both improves my illustration skills :)
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| CV of the Year |
[Sep. 9th, 2004|09:22 am] |
One of my friend forwarded this CV?!! to me, its very interesting read on....
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
What would you have done if you had applied for this job? |
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| Gmail Invites |
[Sep. 9th, 2004|05:47 am] |
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There was time when everyone around the globe was graving for gmail invites and now you have sites flooded with gmail invites. I thought I will also contribute something to the gmail bandwagon. Believe me.. gmail is damn cool, its atleast 10 times faster than the regular free email's. If you want a gmail invite too go to Last ActionScript Hero - Flash Blog and in the first entry titled " Off-topic: 5 gmail invites" click on the comments link just below that and add you email address. |
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| Get Together |
[Aug. 24th, 2004|08:54 am] |
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Its finally happening... It has been a long time plan to have a get together of my college friends.. we are meeting this Saturday in a hill station called Yercaud near Salem. I cant wait to see all my friends after a long time. Its so good to speak about old memories and in particular the college life. Will pst some photos once Iam back.... |
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| Lonely Desire |
[Aug. 20th, 2004|10:39 am] |
Last week I was watching a movie in my computer and there was a song .. the typical room-mantic song in which a hero and heroine were exchanging kisses. The scene was so striking that I took a screenshot of that and started drawing it. It has been ages since I took my drawing brush in hand. I used to do still arts when I was in college, after starting to work and drawing money I hardly found time to draw something on board. So I decided to get my creative juices flowing and here you see the outcome of another "wasted youth" (how I used to call myself then)
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| Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors !!!! |
[Aug. 20th, 2004|05:06 am] |
An Interesting Story
Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!
This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive .
A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
'This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night,but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem.....
You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds ."What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.
The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start.
The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.
In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store.Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.
Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem - not the vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to dissipate.
Remember :
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution , with cool thinking. |
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| Joke |
[Aug. 17th, 2004|06:55 am] |
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!" |
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| Content Engineer Of the Month |
[Aug. 16th, 2004|09:43 am] |
Here is the pic of another unforgotable moment when I got the award from my Director, Srinivas Prabhala for the " CE of the month". I still wonder what I did that big..... ;)
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| The Matrix Evolution |
[Aug. 16th, 2004|09:00 am] |
No.. that's not a typo , I meant Evolution. Today, I was in my office as usual on a weekend and went down to have a cup of coffee and was walking down the lane in a state of complete blankness. I had weird thoughts running through my mind as to what is this life all about. A mechanical life, where we spend 10 - 15 hrs of a day sitting and starring at a machine ( of course the idiot box called computer ). We all are some way dependent on this machine for almost everything… mails… conversations.. Meetings… what not. We, or rather at least me have got so addicted to this machine that for a day if I spend with sitting at a computer I feel as if am in a alien land. When you can fall in love with a girl who you meet or speak to everyday for an hour or so, there is nothing strange if someone falls in love with a computer (Falling in love with a computer… sounds weird isn't it?). Believe me or not I keep telling my girl that am already married … married to a machine called computer. Try listing down for what all you are dependant on your computer :
1) Keeping in touch with friends
2) Checking your bank balance
3) Booking your tickets
4) Ordering food
5) Paying your bills
6) Meeting new people ……
I can keep listing and the list can get as long as this whole website can hold. What if one fine morning your sys admin says your machine has crashed and all your data are lost. Don't you feel as if some close relative is dead , don't your face turn pale, don't you start thinking and listing all those things which you have lost, your buddy list, your mail archives , your bank account details, your IE favorites and above all those cookies which keeps remembering your login id's and passwords. How many times when you are reading through a Sydney Shelton you desperately needed a Ctrl+F or Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V
Now can you feel that the Matrix has taken control (Ctrl) of our lives in someway? |
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